characters misha collins has played on supernatural ranked on how gay they are:

1. castiel the one the only the KING. 

2. empty cas. someone once told me that the empty accent sounded like MIKA in grace kelly and that has never fucking left me

3. leviathan cas. pioneered canon mpreg. what else can i say? also had the same thing as empty cas where its like. misha playing unhinged flamboyant queer coded disney villain.

4. misha collins. i DON’T know why he did that.

5.. jimmy novak. he’s a straight christian man with a wife and child but like somehow i STILL was like. why is he gay. like he’s not gay but he IS gay. it baffles me. he is the entire reason i wanted to make this list. 

6. emmanuel. had a wife but NEVER fucked her or even did a closed mouth kiss. wasn’t played quite as fruity as jimmy novak, even though jimmy novak DID fuck his wife

7. endverse cas. had sex with women and also wasn’t real.

8. apocalypse world cas. didn’t really have any inner life but i feel like misha collins had no idea what he was gonna do for the accent until they started filming and he opened his mout

9. the version of cas from lebanon who didn’t really do anything

10. casifer. was played like a queer coded disney villain BUT i believed FULLY was 100% straight. there were LAYERS to that performance